Urine Luck Pillows

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I say we try it.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"