Urine Luck Prints

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I say we try it.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Tombola Winner

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

Good Luck

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover