Unluckiness Researcher Prints

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'And right here they merged...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Good Luck

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Raining Horseshoes

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.