Pot Luck Pillows

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Your future looks charming.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Break an Egg!"

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'