Upsizing Gifts

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Yardless: Please help

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Yard Sale

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Not to mention the park view."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."