Update Addict Pillows

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fear of news.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

"I need a more interactive you."

Addiction to mobile.

"I'll check your circulation."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

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