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Update Addict Prints
Decorate their space with a print that captures the spirit of a true update enthusiast—bright, witty, and full of personality.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
Fear of news.
'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'
"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"
'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
"Noooooooooooo!"
'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."
'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'
"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."
"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."
Swiss Army Phone
"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."
"And I thought I was toxic. . ."
The end of election 2016
EU Deal
"I need a more interactive you."
Addiction to mobile.
"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."
"I'll check your circulation."
"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"
Freaking out about Trump, Letting Bush off the Hook
Impeachment to Trump
E Pluribus Nada
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