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'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Sue The Bastards

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"What a way to go."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

"Exhibit 'A'."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Portfolio

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Surprise is the key to success.