Quirky Evidence Enthusiast Pillows

"Exhibit 'A'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Fishing for Birds

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Imagine

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'