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"Exhibit 'A'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Karataoke

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Fishing for Birds

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Imagine

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.