Quirky Experiment Enthusiast Pillows

'And then instead of feeding me he would ring a little bell...'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

'Careful review of his reaction lunch-time test paradigm proves that dude is hard wired to cheeseburgers.'

"I see Jones has reinvented himself again."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Fishing for Birds

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Plasma Ball

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'And this is scraps.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists