Quirky Experiment Enthusiast Prints

'And then instead of feeding me he would ring a little bell...'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'I was trying to create an anti-aging formula using stem cells.'

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

'Careful review of his reaction lunch-time test paradigm proves that dude is hard wired to cheeseburgers.'

"I see Jones has reinvented himself again."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Karataoke

"I am not asking for directions."

Fishing for Birds

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Plasma Ball

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."