Unskilled Worker Gifts

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Office Park

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

Cinderella mopping up

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Manual Worker

Hole in forty-seven.

Sold It All.

A plunger in an outhouse

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

'Wait for me!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"Then I made the leap from skilled labor to unskilled management."

Endangered Species

'How come politicians don't earn minimum wage? If anybody does minimum work, it's them.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'