Unrefined Foodie T-Shirts

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Vegetarian Birds

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Are you sure this is a good restaurant, Frank?'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

I shop locally!

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

'The correct term for our special is the quadruple cheeseburger...and should never again be referred to as...the heart bypass special.'

Fresh Fish Tacos

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'