Unrefined Foodie Gifts

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Vegetarian Birds

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Are you sure this is a good restaurant, Frank?'

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

I shop locally!

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Fresh Fish Tacos

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."