Unqualified Scientist Humor Gifts

If you know a scientist who might not have all the credentials but certainly has the sense of humor, our fun and witty items are just what you need. Perfect for those who love science but aren’t afraid to joke around about it, our selection of gifts features playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re a hobbyist, a home experimenter, or just love a good laugh about science’s absurdities, you’ll find the ideal quirky token that celebrates their unqualified but hilarious scientific spirit.

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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Schrodinger's Black Box

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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She loves to play with string theory. mockup

She loves to play with string theory.

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"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity." mockup

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation." mockup

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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PET THEORIES

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"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?" mockup

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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How Glaciations Begin

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It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like! mockup

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..." mockup

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?" mockup

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

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The new Physics

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'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.' mockup

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Flan-eating bacteria

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Evolution...the wifi rhino.

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Unqualified Scientist Humor Gifts Collection

Unqualified Scientist Humor Mugs

Discover more humorous science mugs that make perfect gifts for unqualified scientists—funny, quirky, and full of personality.

Unqualified Scientist Humor Pillows

Find hilarious pillows that bring humor and personality to any room—perfect for scientists who love a good laugh about their craft.

Unqualified Scientist Humor Prints

Check out our humorous science prints to add character and laughter to their workspace or home decor.

Unqualified Scientist Humor T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of being an unqualified scientist—ideal for casual wear and light-hearted gifting.