Unplug Crusader Pillows

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

DIY Butchers

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Sale.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

The gaming world.

Video game

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

'Your home district or mine?'

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

Folding Bike.