Unplug Crusader Prints

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

DIY Butchers

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

The gaming world.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Video game

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Folding Bike.

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'Your home district or mine?'

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean