University Living Gifts

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Good Luck!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."