University Living Pillows

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Two weeks working in student accommodation listening to 'Kiss' on volume 11 has fried his brains!"

'But I digress...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

University Soapflakes

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Good Luck!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

No Immediate Danger

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Packed like sardines