Campus police are dorm troopers.
University Dwellers Pillows
Add comfort and personality to dorm rooms with pillows featuring clever designs and university-inspired graphics—perfect for cozy study sessions or relaxing weekends.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Art Student.
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
Gen-Next Library
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"Author does not do tricks."
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"Oh, this old thing?"
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."
"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
University Dwellers Pillows Collection
University Dwellers Mugs
Discover more university-inspired mugs—perfect for studying, coffee breaks, or gifting to your favorite student.
University Dwellers Prints
Explore our selection of university-themed prints—ideal for decorating dorms, study corners, or gifting to a fellow student.
University Dwellers T-Shirts
Browse our collection of university-themed T-shirts—wit, style, and personality all in one.