University Dwellers Pillows

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

The Art Student.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gen-Next Library

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.