University Life Critic T-Shirts

Celebrate the college experience with t-shirts that speak to the university life critic in your circle. Witty, fun, and perfect for casual days on or off campus.

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'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.' mockup

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame." mockup

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

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'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.' mockup

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

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"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..." mockup

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

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'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.' mockup

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

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"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans." mockup

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

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Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box. mockup

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

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'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.' mockup

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

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Teacher and students.

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Demonic Repossession.

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"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit." mockup

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

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"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

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Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.' mockup

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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Cash For Places - Penbroke College mockup

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

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Breakfast at Universities

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Uni. Snowflake Library

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'It's all a load of Voltaire!'

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"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people." mockup

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

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'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.' mockup

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

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The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott. mockup

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

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'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.' mockup

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

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Campus police are dorm troopers.

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'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.' mockup

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

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Not publishing at your university? Is that what they mean when they say they're cracking down on white collar crime?

Not publishing at your university? Is that what they mean when they say they're cracking down on white collar crime? mockup

Not publishing at your university? Is that what they mean when they say they're cracking down on white collar crime?

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Are you sure this is the best way to fill the endowed chair?

Are you sure this is the best way to fill the endowed chair? mockup

Are you sure this is the best way to fill the endowed chair?

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I tried to take eighteen credits. mockup

I tried to take eighteen credits.

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'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!' mockup

'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'

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"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!" mockup

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

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'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.' mockup

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

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'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs." mockup

'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."

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Out of work lecturer.

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University Life Critic T-Shirts Collection

University Life Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for university life critics. Quirky, witty, and designed to start conversations over breakfast or coffee breaks.

University Life Critic Pillows

Bring humor into the dorms with pillows that poke fun at university antics. Perfect for adding personality to any student space.

University Life Critic Prints

Decorate with prints that humorously highlight the university experience. Ideal for students and graduates who love a bit of wit.