Unique Lunch Boxes Gifts

The mortician's lunch-box.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I brought my lunch."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Back to School

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'