Collecting Lunchboxes Gifts

Pigeons empty crumbs from their lunchboxes.

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Back to School

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

"The boxes? The sign says to mail 'em. We did."