Lunchbox Crafts Gifts

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Back to School

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

"Peanut butter again?"

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."