Retro Lunchbox Collectors Gifts

Lunch Meet

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Phone Call

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Back to School

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

Retro Kid.

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

The Shape of Progress.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"Peanut butter again?"

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

'My mom packs a lunch, high in nutrition but low in trade value.'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'