Unique Lunch Boxes Pillows

The mortician's lunch-box.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I brought my lunch."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Back to School

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'