Lunchboxes Pillows

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Back to School

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

The mortician's lunch-box.

A choice of sandwiches

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'