Unique Collections Fan Gifts

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Best before 65 million BC.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Where's my horse?'

Eureka

Mixed Nuts

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Swiss Army General.

Heat Wave Podium

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

"I'm afraid that being a bobblehead does increase your risk for Restless Head Syndrome."