Unique Collections Fan Gifts

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Best before 65 million BC.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Where's my horse?'

Eureka

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mixed Nuts

Elvis' autopsy

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

Heat Wave Podium

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Swiss Army General.

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"I'm afraid that being a bobblehead does increase your risk for Restless Head Syndrome."