Uninterrupted Dreamer Mugs

'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'

Late night teddy reading

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Lemniskate

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Pull and all nighter...

Art of Surviving

Writers' Compensation

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Wide-awake.

No Action Comics

A little night music...

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"I'm working on Plan B."

"At least my putting has improved."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Please read my favourite bedtime story, it always has a sleepy ending.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."