Uninterrupted Dreamer Pillows

'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'

Late night teddy reading

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Lemniskate

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Finger on the Z Key

Art of Surviving

Pull and all nighter...

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Writers' Compensation

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Wide-awake.

No Action Comics

A little night music...

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"At least my putting has improved."

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

"I'm working on Plan B."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."