Unretired Dreamer Pillows

"Gracie, retirement assumes you want to end what you're doing. I've spent my whole life getting to this place. I have no plans to retire. Unless you get rich and can pay for everything I love doing."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

'I could do that.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Waiting for retirement.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'