Retirement Daydreamer Pillows

"So I take it my plans to retire on 75% salary at 55 may need looking at again?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Best Places to Retire

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Inkwell Genie.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Saving for Retirement.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'