Unretired Dreamer Mugs

"Gracie, retirement assumes you want to end what you're doing. I've spent my whole life getting to this place. I have no plans to retire. Unless you get rich and can pay for everything I love doing."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Finger on the Z Key

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.