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"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"But is it art?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Dang!"

Art Theft

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Copyright is aways right

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I wish I could do hands..."

The Creative Process

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'How much longer.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"My security system sucks."

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

'Things change when you have children.'

Focused art lover.

The Art Gallery