Unfinished Masterpiece Protector Mugs

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"But is it art?"

"Dang!"

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

Art Theft

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Christo's greatest challenge.

The Creative Process

Copyright is aways right

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I wish I could do hands..."

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

'How much longer.'

Museum. Shhh!

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"My security system sucks."

'Things change when you have children.'

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

The Art Gallery