Messy Masterpiece Admirer Mugs

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Well, that one got away."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Mephistopheles

"What a way to go."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Handcuffs.

Hi again

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Deer Barber

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.