Messy Masterpiece Admirer Prints

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

Cactus seats.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Mephistopheles

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"What a way to go."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.