Unexplained Phenomena Gifts

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'If you can read this you are about to be abducted'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Psychic Research Unit.

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"I have grave news."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

The Paranormal Society...

Stormy Night

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

Uri Geller's cutlery drawer. All of the spoons in the drawer a bent.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'