Supernatural Phenomena Gifts

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Center for psychokinetic research.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Love at First Sight

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Late BroomStick

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For: