Psychic Phenomena Gifts

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"Ok, now. Everybody think fire."

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'Come in'.

"Tia Carmen, we're going to the park."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"I used to get images, now it's all text messaging."

"Don't bother to record any T.V. programmes."

"I'm pretty sure I'm psychic...so I'm taking all my orders from Mr. Rod. 'telepathically.' So far, he hasn't asked me to do anything."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

The Paranormal Society...

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

Soup was always difficult at Uri's house.

Psychic Research Unit.

Telepath needed - You know where to apply.

'That lawsuit you see in my future... which end of it am I on?'

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"You will shortly be losing a lot of money - that'll be £20 please!"

Medium Arthur Felt and his extraordinary ability to channel the shopping lists of the dead.

'-and remember-don't go paying any search fees!'

"I've never seen anything quite like this before. There's nothing there...just a blackness...a void."

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'