Psychic Activities Gifts

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Environmentalist

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Quantum Psychic

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Pie Filling Reader

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'