Psychic Abilities Gifts

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Pie Filling Reader

Now you're going to say, "objection overruled." Objection overruled. What can I say? ESP is a gift from God.

"You'll find that in the second drawer from the bottom under the scissors."

'Any jobs out there in the, you know, nether regions?'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

A psychic mows the lawn.

Madam Zenas Psychic Hotline.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Why bother?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Quantum Psychic

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're solemates!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"