Natural Oddities Gifts

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

BIG HOOF

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Looks like a weird day coming up.

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Look kids - the countryside."

"The gods are energizing their base."

Volcano and plane

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

The only thing "odd" about this book is the fact that everything in it seems perfectly natural to me. Odd Facts. ?

'If you can read this you are about to be abducted'

The Tortoise and Hare Delivery Service, Allow 1 to 365 days for delivery,

101 uses of a dead cat: briefcase

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'

Indian Winter

Doctor Nyman - The nodule king