Unexpected Timing Explorer Gifts

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Lady in Springtime

'How am I doing?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

Discover of the brass age.

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

'That really can play havoc with the space-time-continuum.'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'