Unexpected Delivery Discoverers Pillows

"Just junk mail."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gift"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'They were all out of roses.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Man reading in lamp

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.