Unexpected Delivery Discoverers Mugs

"Just junk mail."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gift"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'They were all out of roses.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.