Unexpected Charmer Pillows

"This is how I roll, baby."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Cupid

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Snake Charmer

Can You Dance?

Monk Parrot.

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Border Security

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

Life is full of surprises.

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...