Unemployed Professional Gifts

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."

Former Soviet Nuke Scientist

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

Will hack for Jack.

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Good at making up sickie excuses Is not a job skill.

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there."

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I need to clone myself."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."