Unemployed Professional Pillows

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."

Will hack for Jack.

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Good at making up sickie excuses Is not a job skill.

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there."

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'